Urban review

Wife and girl friend of soccer player.

2007-09-14T15:06:00.001-07:00

Just Sweet

2007-09-12T22:19:00.001-07:00

Jennifer Lopez Presents Just Sweet

September 12, 2007

Jennifer Lopez closed out NY Fashion week by launching her new Just Sweet collection for Spring 08.

J.Lo has taken over then entire fashion world. She has her affordable denim line and also a high end couture line, Sweetface and now she has found something in between. Basically, this woman has something for everyone and at all price ranges.

The collection was really young, fun and colorful. Unfortunately I was really not digging the shoes/socks combo that J.Lo had going on. Sadly, we have been seeing that a lot and I think it’s one of those trends I am going to sit out on.

Tiffany Patterson

2007-09-12T21:13:00.001-07:00

Ms. Tiffany Patterson, better known as New York, is currently featured in Blender. If you want to check out the interview as well as a couple more photos, click here. Why should you check out the interview you might ask? Just read some of New York’s responses and trust me, you’ll want to check out the full interview:

What was your nickname in high school?
Can I say? Oh, God. It was D-Breath. D-I-C-K Breath. But it wasn’t true!

What wasn’t true? That you had breath that smelled like dick?
Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I go those DSLs, so they called me D-Breath.

When was your last booty call?
The night before last. I got pleasured. I got served. That’s the only way I do it. I am always in control of the intimacy, so I make the call. And he got his ass over there quick.

What do you spend too much money on?
Clothes. Makeup. My fabulous weaves. And my bling. I love bling. BLING, BLING, BLING, baby! I’m materialistic. I don’t know if that’s right or wrong, but it’s me.

Rihanna Umbrella Lyrics

2007-09-11T19:04:00.000-07:00

Jay-Z:
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea Rihanna)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good girl gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... Action)
Ahuh Ahuh

No clouds in my storms
Let it rain
I hydroplane into fame (Eh eh)
Come'n down with the Dow Jones
When the clouds come we gone
We Rocafella (Eh eh)
She fly higher than weather
And she rocks it better
You know me
An anticipation for precipitation
stacks chips for the rainy day (Eh eh)
Jay, rain man is back with lil Ms. Sunshine
Rihanna where you at?

[VERSE 1]
You had my heart
and we'll never be world apart
Maybe in magazines
but you'll still be my star
Baby cause in the Dark
You can see shiny Cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

[CHORUS]
When the sun shines
We’ll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[VERSE 2]
These fancy things,
will never come in between
You're part of my entity
Here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the world has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard
[Umbrella lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Together we'll mend your heart
Because ...

[CHORUS]
When the sun shines
We'll shine together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[BRIDGE]
You can run into my Arms
It's okay don't be alarmed
(Come into Me)
(There's no distance in between our love)
So Gonna let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because ...

[CHORUS]
When the sun shines
We'll shine Together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your friend
Took an oath
I'mma stick it out 'till the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we still have each other
You can stand under my Umbrella
You can stand under my Umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
baby come into me
Come into me
It's raining (raining)
Ooo baby it's raining
You can always come into me
Come into me

Britney Spears disappoints at VMAs – gasp!

2007-09-10T15:49:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears gave her “comeback” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday night. MTV had threatened to pull the plug if Britney didn’t behave over the weekend in Las Vegas. Obviously MTV chose not to cancel because they love ~~ratings~~ music so much. NY Daily News reports:

“Britney knows she's on thin ice. When they agreed to the performance, they sat her down and told her she should not be going out, and instead focus on rehearsing and resting,” an insider said. “She seemed to be thankful and appreciative for the chance, but who knows with her? MTV made it clear that her usual behavior will not be tolerated.”

Britney clearly heeded the warning - and spent the entire weekend partying :

The pop tart was spotted sipping a frozen margarita before her VMA rehearsal Friday. Then Spears showed up at Snoop Dogg's bash at Body English in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino about 1 a.m. yesterday in a cute, black strapless dress. She had her people immediately call man-of-the-moment Criss Angel to meet her, sources said. Spears has denied the two are dating.
One source said, “She's totally phoning this in. She doesn't seem to care how this goes. She's been drinking a bunch and not putting her all into rehearsing.”

Supposedly Criss Angel was consulted about adding magic to the performance. What magic was that? The off-rhythm dancing? The fishnet stockings whose strength suggest a Kryptonian origin? Or maybe it was dark magic that struck fear into those who looked too closely. Christ, 50 Cent has been shot nine times and was scared shitless sitting in the front row. He’s probably been up all night, clutching his blanket in fear that the Jiggly Girl will sloppily dance out of the closet at any second. God knows I was. I kept a Big Mac on my nightstand so I could distract her with it and make my getaway.